SEX- Every 7 seconds?

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX .......SEX
SO after reading an article about men and there thoughts, i remembered this 'fact'. Is it really possible that us men can think about sex every seconds a day?
hmmmm....YES!
So according to this 'fact' we think about sex roughly....
(DRUM ROLL PLEASE)
12,342 times a day!

Just in case u thought i made it up this is how i got this fantastic number:
(Seconds in day: 86,400) divided by (7 seconds:how often we think about it!)
Giving us 12,342.

OK that's a lot of sex even for us men, but come to think about it us men have this magnificent skill of turning any conversation into a sexual topic! I guarantee that at least once today you saw/read something that sent your pulse raising (probably sent something else raising as well :P )

It must be in our genes or something, because I'm sure women don't think about sex over twelve thousand times a day! Come to think of it, i may of just worked out why us men do this and women don't!

This does take in another fact thought, the one about Women saying three times the amount of words as men do per day. (Here) (Does prove it wrong though)
The 'fact' tells us that women just spend all day saying roughly 20,000 words a day while men only say 7,000. Why? Because were busy thinking, yes thinking about sex!
While women are talking, our mind is wondering to a subject about sex :)

So you heard it first! Will I Am has solved one of the longest unanswered questions!

Peace
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Just Another Day As a Guy

So just another boring day has passed, spent all day creating a route card for our expedition to the Lake District. Yes you must be jealous! So how can i be looking forward to:

• 5 days worth of walking
• most likely to rain
• Sharing tents with other sweaty men
• No real food-only ration packs

There is only one reason to look forward to it:

• LADS ON TOUR!

Its weird how men can bond during the planning and (hopefully) during the exped. It amuses me how when you bring a group of men together can turn any aged men into a group of adolescents.
Firstly you become very very camp, acting gay towards each other.
You then draw pictures like you are a 5 year old...
Admit it you have all done this

And then you realise how immature you have been!
The 2 bonding sessions are SEX AND SINGING! All conversations somehow end up with sex involved, either describing experiences, fantasies or it can even go to actually seeing your fellow friends reproductive organ.
Yes as sad as it sounds, some clever person will think its funny to get there willy out and do a windmill!

OK now this last point may just be my friends but singing usually happens. And most of the time it will be a power ballad! You can see our last attempt here!

Still makes me laugh :)
Right if you know of any ways your group bonds leave me a comment :)
Peace
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Theft Act 1968! Only for Men?

Wow I just spent 3 hours (thats 3 hours I will never ever get back) learning about the Theft Act 1968. Yes i bet your jealous!

Ok so if your not familiar with this act then it invloves 34 points which outlines 'Theft'.
There are expected things such as theft, handeling stolen goods and theft of fish!
YES I DID SAY THEFT OF FISH!!

There is a rule outling what/where you can take fish and others. It also goes into desribing the thefts of fish...actulyy i will just show you.

"(1) Subject to subparagraph (2) below, a person who unlawfully takes or destroys, or
attempts to take or destroy, any fish in water which is private property or in which there is
any private right of fishery shall on summary conviction be liable to a fine not exceeding
fifty pounds or, for an offence committed after a previous conviction of an offence under
this subparagraph, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three months or to a fine not
exceeding one hundred pounds or to both.
(2) Subparagraph (1) above shall not apply to taking or destroying fish by angling in
the daytime (that is to say, in the period beginning one hour before sunrise and ending one
hour after sunset); but a person who by angling in the daytime unlawfully takes or destroys,
or attempts to take or destroy, any fish in water which is private property or in which there
is any private right of fishery shall on summary conviction be liable to a fine not exceeding
twenty pounds."


Thats another thing that bored me even more, the language used? I wasnt reading it, just words on a piece of paper! The only part i noticed was the fact they use 'he' to label, so surely this makes all there rules only for men. OK the country is getting a bit sexist but I think this is taking it a bit too far.
Dont you?

Anyways im off to work :)
Peace
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:)

Ok now I am getting into this 'Blogging' I have started another one!
But it is part of this group, any followers will know that I have taking upon myself to get YOU lot to pay for my beer :)
As you are sooo nice :P

Anyway so i have created a blog just for this mission and here it is

http://canmyblogpayforbeer.blogspot.com/

Peace
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Man U Vs Pompey

Man Utd 2 Pompey 0

Rooney only took 9 minutes to make his impact not only on the game but also on the title. It was very good play between Giggs and Anderson, to set up Rooneys tap in. The goal was against the run of play becuase Pompey had started very well.
With only 8 minutes left on the clock Carrick planted the ball in the corner to wrap up the game and maybe the title?
Man U are now 3 points ahead with still a game in hand, I know only one thing and thats the game against Arsenal could have a massive impact on where the title ends up!

Would also like to congratulate Paul Scholes on getting 600 caps, shame hes ginger

Can a Blog pay for Beer?

As the recession is hitting and were all tightening our belts or needing extra income,
I have decided to see if advertising your blog on certain sites, does give you more views/hits.
I am also looking at seeing that do this views really improve your income?
So i posted this on blog catalog
and am not waiting for No money to role in because i really don't believe more views does mean more money.
OK so I'm starting on the 22nd April and have got 100 views with a grand total of income off $0.00
I will of course keep you updated on how this mission ends up!
So can i get others to pay for my beer?
Peace
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UPDATE: So far i have raised $0.45 so roughly 30p. Hmmm Wonder what I can buy?

UPDATE: Ok its not going very well so far, i have made a grand total of $0.88 so lets say roughly 70p?
Hmmm

Football Result : Liverpool 4 Arsenal 4

Wow what a game it was, maybe even game of the season! And its all thanks to a certain Russian playmaker. Andrey Arshavin took the game by the scruff of the neck and was only 2 minutes away from ending Liverpools title shot. The main stat that proves Liverpool need to up there game is:
Shots: 4 Goals:4
How can a team wanting to win the league, allow a stat like that?
Ok, so 2 of Arshavin's goals were unstopable, but the other two, they can only blame there lack luster attempt to defend. Arsenal also shows poor defence during the game, but thats onlt because both teams play in one style: Attack. It was end to end for the entire 96 minutes (yes there was 6 mintues of extra time) And it was the best 90 minutes I have seen in the Premiership for a long time.

Arsenal 4
Arshavin 36, 67, 70, 9o

Liverpool 4
Torres 49
Benayoun 56
Torres 72
Benayoun 90

The only people who didnt enjoy the game was the bookmakers, placing odd's for a 4-4 draw was 500-1. With over 500 people taking that bet, its clear to say the bookies had a bad day.

Peace
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P.P.s Game of the day can be found here!

Blogger Needs Help

Ok I have to admit it, this is a lot lot lot harder then i thought,
So thought I would put it up to my followes on what they want to see
So all ideas are welcome :)
Peace
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Last Hint Before Bed

Ok for all my followers or lackof them, as it seems..
This is the site to keep you happy during your day :)
This is my most used site at the moment just because it has sooo much

• Games
• Videos
• Music
• And more :-)

Have Fun!!
Peace
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Make money from Blogs!

While surfing a few blogs that i regularly update myself on i found this
Could help some of you :)
So another hint for all you men out there...read others and make friends!
(also add me :p )
peace
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Solving your first need

Ok i spose it's time to start solving your needs. I have found youtube to be the easiest way to solve most needs.
It helps my boredom
It helps my college work
It helps with everything.

Its rather good for when you miss out on one of those programmes that everyone is talking about at work/college. To catch up just youtube it!
Try it now- search...Do you know about the bird? or find it here
It will keep you laughing for hours (ok maybe minutes)
Peace
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First Blog :)

Well I'm now officially a blogger :)
Hmmm, ok this is not as easy as i thought.
Ok well im Will I Am and im creating this blog to give you an insight to my never eventfull life.
The main reason for this blog is to tell you those little things that get me through everyday!
So by telling you these...I can solve your boredom and needs :)

Ok sooo now about me...welll i will be known as Will I Am
and..... (thinking).......ermmmm.....
lets say, you will discover more about me through my blogs.
anyways im off because im going to watch the AFC march to victory!
Peace
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