Forget Swine Flu!
Beware of Bacon Flu!
Everyone is scared about dying from swine flu because a few people have got it and its causing wide spread mayhem but why?
Because of the name? Why call it swine flu? Why not bacon flu?
Bacon flu is such a better name, firstly it actually makes you think of pigs and secondly its a bit more cheerful! Then everyone will think its a bit of a joke and not panic like they are now!
Plus if we call it bacon flu, we can then call it a Ham-demic :)
So lets start this petition today to get the name changed from Swine Flu to Bacon Flu and make the world a happier place!
Peace
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In Germany we call it "Schweinegrippe" - so "Swine" sounds nearly like "Schwein" (what means pig)....
ReplyDeleteBut beacon? Hmm... okay ^^
what about bacon lung?
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